Men Are Toads?

This fairy tale should have been read to us when we were kids!

Once upon a time in a land far away
a beautiful independent
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped onto the princess's lap and said :

"Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you however,
and I will turn into the dapper young prince that I am.
and then my sweet
we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother
where you can prepare my meals
clean my clothes
and bear my children
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce

She chuckled and thought to herself :

"I don't fucking think so!"

**theheheheh..amik ko!