Showing posts with label Men Are for Laughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Men Are for Laughs. Show all posts

Monday, July 14, 2014

when the sun sets, the day ends

On the day when the wind was blowing
On the day when the season was warm
The image of me resting in your arms
Is still there.

To the days we use to love to the point of tears
To the days we used to be happy
Can't I go back?
Though it hurts, though this moment is my last
I hope you will hold me in your arms.

Becoming dust that flies in the wind
Becoming rain that falls down the window
If only I could go wherever you are
Then I could throw away my everything
To the days we use to love to the point of tears
To the days we used to be happy
Can't I go back?
Though it hurts, though this moment is my last
I hope you will hold me in your arms.

I am standing alone in the darkness
Afraid like a lost child
My heart is frozen
If I could go back just once
You can come to me whenever
I will always be at that place
Don't break down against time

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Men Are Toads?

This fairy tale should have been read to us when we were kids!


Once upon a time in a land far away
a beautiful independent
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.



The frog hopped onto the princess's lap and said :

"Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you however,
and I will turn into the dapper young prince that I am.

and then my sweet
we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother
where you can prepare my meals
clean my clothes
and bear my children
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce

She chuckled and thought to herself :

"I don't fucking think so!"


**theheheheh..amik ko!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be President.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park--You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

Thank you darling pumpkin..i shall remember these when you are being impossible with me!
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